Population | 11.806 billion |
Capital | Rostov City |
Leader | Supreme Leader Lukhov |
Faith | servile obedience |
Currency | Rostovian Crown |
Animal | steppe eagle |
The National People's Republic of The Rostovian Confederacy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Lukhov with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.806 billion Rostovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Rostovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,926 trillion Rostovian Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 247,847 Rostovian Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,798,375 per year while the poor average 10,768, a ratio of 167 to 1.
Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, they say marriage really does shorten your life, and Rostovian faces have never been brighter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Rostovian Confederacy's national animal is the steppe eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is servile obedience.
The Rostovian Confederacy is ranked 203,779th in the world and 26th in Kali Yuga for Most Stationary, with 43.12234740168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Rostovian Confederacy, Rostovian faces have never been brighter.
- : Following new legislation in The Rostovian Confederacy, they say marriage really does shorten your life.
- : Following new legislation in The Rostovian Confederacy, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in The Rostovian Confederacy, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Following new legislation in The Rostovian Confederacy, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Rostovian Colonial Thesaurus.
- : The Rostovian Confederacy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : The Rostovian Confederacy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : The Rostovian Confederacy's influence in Kali Yuga fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : The Rostovian Confederacy's influence in Kali Yuga rose from "Minnow" to "Enforcer".
- : The Rostovian Confederacy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.