Population | 8.469 billion |
Capital | Winnipeg |
Leader | Supreme Leader Obama |
Faith | Obamaism |
Currency | Sri Lankan Rupee |
Animal | Lion |
The Kingdom of Obama of The Republic of Sri Lanka is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Obama with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.469 billion sri lankans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winnipeg. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient sri lankan economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion Sri Lankan Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,593 Sri Lankan Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, a passport is literally priceless, and political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Supreme Leader Obama's throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sri Lanka's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obamaism.
The Republic of Sri Lanka is ranked 82,324th in the world and 10th in Sparkalia for Most Stationary, with 584.37235516812 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Sri Lanka, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Supreme Leader Obama's throne.
- : The Republic of Sri Lanka was endorsed by The Chamberlain of Warsky.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Sri Lanka, a passport is literally priceless.
- : The Republic of Sri Lanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : The Republic of Sri Lanka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Sri Lanka, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Sri Lanka, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Sri Lanka, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to sri lankan politicians.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Sri Lanka, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Sri Lanka, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » Firever, Celestial Mandate Of Xia, Japuile, Azeriyah, Erikalands, and Warsky.