Population | 9.664 billion |
Capital | The Republic of Alden City |
Leader | Great Khan |
Faith | The Official Church Of Alden |
Currency | Cap |
Animal | Pledge to the Union |
The Jingoistic States of The Republic of Alden is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Great Khan with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.664 billion Aldenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Republic of Alden City. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Aldenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,862 trillion Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 399,649 Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and people say chess victor Great Khan can kill you with mind-bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Alden's national animal is the Pledge to the Union, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Official Church Of Alden.
The Republic of Alden is ranked 121,709th in the world and 2,377th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 290.28462671772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Republic of Alden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, people say chess victor Great Khan can kill you with mind-bullets.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, The Republic of Alden's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
- : The Republic of Alden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.