Largest Agricultural Sector: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 100thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 380th
The Jingoistic States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Alternative Democracy is Best
Great Khan
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Republic of Alden

Population9.664 billion

CapitalThe Republic of Alden City
LeaderGreat Khan
FaithThe Official Church Of Alden

CurrencyCap
AnimalPledge to the Union

The Jingoistic States of The Republic of Alden is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Great Khan with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.664 billion Aldenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Republic of Alden City. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aldenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,862 trillion Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 399,649 Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and people say chess victor Great Khan can kill you with mind-bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Alden's national animal is the Pledge to the Union, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Official Church Of Alden.

The Republic of Alden is ranked 121,709th in the world and 2,377th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 290.28462671772 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 100thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 380thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 709thLargest Black Market: 886thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 965thHighest Average Incomes: 1,108thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,387thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,571stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,821stLowest Crime Rates: 2,274thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,291stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,410thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,630thMost Patriotic: 2,820thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,968thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,103rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,109thMost Devout: 3,727thMost Cultured: 4,925thHighest Economic Output: 5,027thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,154thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,180thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,213thLargest Governments: 5,401stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,308thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,992ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,448thSmartest Citizens: 8,158thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,305thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,451stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,292ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,543rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,992ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,432ndMost Authoritarian: 12,917thTop
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Most Developed: 23,161stLargest Retail Industry: 24,524thLargest Gambling Industry: 29,464th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionMost Patriotic: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 100th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 127th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 132nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 160th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 174th in the regionMost Devout: 181st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 181st in the regionMost Cultured: 225th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 244th in the regionLargest Governments: 246th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 257th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 262nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 302nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 316th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 415th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 446th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 459th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 480th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 492nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 493rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 583rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 688th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 798th in the regionMost Extreme: 799th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Republic of Alden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, people say chess victor Great Khan can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, The Republic of Alden's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : The Republic of Alden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Republic of Alden, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.

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