Most World Assembly Endorsements: 655thMost Influential: 1,019thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,518th
The 18 Cowboys of
Father Knows Best State
Ram Ranch lives, and marches on!
Grant MacDonald
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The Real Ram Ranch

Population3.743 billion

CapitalRam Ranch
LeaderGrant MacDonald


The 18 Cowboys of The Real Ram Ranch is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grant MacDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.743 billion Cowboys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ram Ranch. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cowboy economy, worth 897 trillion showers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,843 showers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Ram Ranch's national animal is the Cowpoke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ranchanianism.

The Real Ram Ranch is ranked 238,014th in the world and 9,293rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 5.96 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 655thMost Influential: 1,019thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,051stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,210thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,069thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,680thLargest Black Market: 3,813thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,900thHighest Average Incomes: 3,936thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,556thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,746thMost Efficient Economies: 5,551stLargest Governments: 5,753rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,970thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,090thMost Devout: 6,255thMost Developed: 6,397thMost Cultured: 6,553rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,737thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,859thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,398thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,449thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,597thSmartest Citizens: 8,541stLowest Crime Rates: 8,582ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,116thHealthiest Citizens: 10,259thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,625thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,808thHighest Economic Output: 20,804th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 161st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 161st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 178th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 183rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 202nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 224th in the regionMost Devout: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 299th in the regionLargest Governments: 310th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 320th in the regionMost Cultured: 336th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 349th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 350th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 360th in the regionMost Influential: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 384th in the regionMost Developed: 400th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 415th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 434th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 445th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 448th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 469th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 486th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 598th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 633rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 642nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 658th in the regionMost Stationary: 918th in the region

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