The People's Republic of The Raymish Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chairman RRW with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 25.298 billion Raymishes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Raymish Command Bunker. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Raymish Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,352 trillion raymish credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is 92,980 raymish credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and politicians have tenure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Raymish Empire's national animal is the Killer Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Raymish Empire is ranked 27,687^th in the world and 8^th in Stargate for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 199.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.