Population | 26.703 billion |
Capital | Pyros |
Leader | Heino Berezin |
Faith | the Cult of Iron |
Currency | Cog |
Animal | Bear |
The Empire of The Promethean Fists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heino Berezin with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.703 billion Prometheans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyros. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Promethean economy, worth a remarkable 5,749 trillion Cogs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 215,299 Cogs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,041,219 per year while the poor average 25,826, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.
Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Promethean Fists's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of Iron.
The Promethean Fists is ranked 4,558th in the world and 9th in Texas for Most Stationary, with 3,394.66449408 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
- : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
- : The Promethean Fists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, playground injuries are considered academic progress.
- : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
- : The Promethean Fists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.