Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,007thMost Devout: 1,375thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,483rd
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Ferrus Dominus
Heino Berezin
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Promethean Fists

Population26.703 billion

CapitalPyros
LeaderHeino Berezin
Faiththe Cult of Iron

CurrencyCog
AnimalBear

The Empire of The Promethean Fists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heino Berezin with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.703 billion Prometheans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyros. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Promethean economy, worth a remarkable 5,749 trillion Cogs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 215,299 Cogs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,041,219 per year while the poor average 25,826, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Promethean Fists's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of Iron.

The Promethean Fists is ranked 4,558th in the world and 9th in Texas for Most Stationary, with 3,394.66449408 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,007thMost Devout: 1,375thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,483rdFattest Citizens: 1,769thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,940thLargest Mining Sector: 2,003rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,089thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,335thHighest Economic Output: 2,580thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,608thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,240thMost Avoided: 3,661stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,757thLargest Retail Industry: 4,504thMost Stationary: 4,558thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,051stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,350thLargest Populations: 6,467thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,613thRudest Citizens: 7,346thHighest Average Incomes: 8,213thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,504thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,941stMost Influential: 10,219thMost Armed: 13,054thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,436thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,510thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,044thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,580thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,308thMost Patriotic: 23,416thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,451st
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
  • : The Promethean Fists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, playground injuries are considered academic progress.
  • : Following new legislation in The Promethean Fists, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
  • : The Promethean Fists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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