Most Stationary: 241stHighest Economic Output: 340thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 815th
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The Palentine

Population37.703 billion

CapitalThe Burgh
LeaderEmpress Jhessan Spaulding

Animalsphinxian treecat

The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Jhessan Spaulding with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 37.703 billion Palentineans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Burgh. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Palentinean economy, worth an astonishing 13,036 trillion greenbacks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 345,776 greenbacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Reaganism now admits men and women into its clergy, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Palentine's national animal is the sphinxian treecat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Reaganism.

The Palentine is ranked 1,159th in the world and 5th in Antarctic Oasis for Fattest Citizens, with 58.27 Obesity Rate.

Most Stationary: 241stHighest Economic Output: 340thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 815thHighest Disposable Incomes: 907thLargest Mining Sector: 1,043rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,094thFattest Citizens: 1,159thLargest Populations: 1,238thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,348thRudest Citizens: 1,395thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,457thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,509thLargest Black Market: 1,542ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,547thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,652ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,893rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,332ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,382ndTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,881stMost Efficient Economies: 2,942ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,952ndMost Influential: 2,998thMost Cultured: 3,191stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,328thMost Patriotic: 3,740thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,745thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,997thSmartest Citizens: 4,348thLargest Retail Industry: 4,598thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,905thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,212thLargest Governments: 5,345thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,101stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,875thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,932ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,637thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,122ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,926thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,760thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,918thTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,758th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the region

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