Highest Wealthy Incomes: 772ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 821stMost Avoided: 879th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
From Many, One
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Osage Orange

Population3.463 billion

CapitalOsage City
LeaderDear Leader Zog

Currencylek
Animalbison

The Dominion of The Osage Orange is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dear Leader Zog with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.463 billion Orangemen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osage City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Osage Orangean economy, worth 884 trillion leks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 255,478 leks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,758,388 per year while the poor average 13,218, a ratio of 133 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness, Orangemen wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?", and citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Osage Orange's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Osage Orange is ranked 80,810th in the world and 1,587th in the Rejected Realms for Most Influential, scoring 391 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 772ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 821stMost Avoided: 879thMost Ignorant Citizens: 943rdFattest Citizens: 962ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,286thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,385thLargest Retail Industry: 1,453rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,482ndMost Patriotic: 1,500thLargest Mining Sector: 1,563rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,635thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,716thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,778thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,919thMost Secular: 2,065thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,400thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,503rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,889thHighest Average Incomes: 3,755thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,267thMost Efficient Economies: 4,297thLargest Black Market: 7,166thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,547thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,637thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,684thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,903rdMost Armed: 8,695thRudest Citizens: 8,870thMost Conservative: 12,708thLargest Governments: 13,003rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 25,476thLargest Insurance Industry: 25,605thMost Authoritarian: 25,828th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Avoided: 43rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Patriotic: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 46th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 50th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 63rd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 74th in the regionMost Secular: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 107th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 172nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Black Market: 184th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 196th in the regionMost Armed: 197th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 201st in the regionRudest Citizens: 250th in the regionLargest Governments: 301st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 393rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 525th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 558th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 595th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 636th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Osage Orange was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The Osage Orange was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : The Osage Orange was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in The Osage Orange, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Osage Orange, Orangemen wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?".
  • : Following new legislation in The Osage Orange, the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness.
  • : Following new legislation in The Osage Orange, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in The Osage Orange, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.
  • : The Osage Orange was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Osage Orange, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.

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