Population | 10.741 billion |
Capital | Violetburg |
Leader | Grand High Poobah Calbert Quint |
Faith | the Cult of Violet |
Currency | Violet Dollar |
Animal | Persecuted Heathen |
The Holy Arcadia of The Order of Violet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand High Poobah Calbert Quint with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.741 billion Order of Violetians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Violetburg. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Order of Violetian economy, worth a remarkable 2,226 trillion Violet Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,318 Violet Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, The Order of Violet isn't the only thing that's falling apart, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Order of Violet's national animal is the Persecuted Heathen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of Violet.
The Order of Violet is ranked 92,759th in the world and 49th in The Card Mine for Most Stationary, with 495.801939631 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Violet, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Violet, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Violet, The Order of Violet isn't the only thing that's falling apart.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Violet, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Violet, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Violet, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Grand High Poobah Calbert Quint is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Violet, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Violet, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Violet, Grand High Poobah Calbert Quint has promised 'power to the puppies'.
- : Following new legislation in The Order of Violet, Grand High Poobah Calbert Quint is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.