Most Rebellious Youth: 7,721stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,746thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,467th
The United Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Who will separate us?
Founder / HRH Queen Elizabeth II
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Orange Order

Population1.215 billion

LeaderViscount Craigavon

CurrencyOrange Pound

The United Kingdom of The Orange Order is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Viscount Craigavon with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.215 billion Orangemen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belfast. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Orangeman economy, worth 108 trillion Orange Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,297 Orange Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News headlines suggest that Viscount Craigavon has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Viscount Craigavon after national disasters, and journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Orange Order's national animal is the Bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Presbyterian.

The Orange Order is ranked 111,190th in the world and 6th in The Orange Order for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,186.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 7,721stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,746thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,467thMost Cultured: 13,501stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,685thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,422ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,131stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,934thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,301stHighest Food Quality: 26,206thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,251st
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Meercovo and Patec.