Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,566thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,439thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,680th
The Allied States of
Democratic Socialists
Fluvius nos vivificat
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Power
WA Delegate / Diplomacy Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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The Ohio River

Population415 million

CapitalGreater Cincinnati

Currencybuckeye
Animalcardinal

The Allied States of The Ohio River is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 415 million Riverii are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Cincinnati. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Riverian economy, worth 27.4 trillion buckeyes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,987 buckeyes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, and left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ohio River's national animal is the cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Ohio River is ranked 33,451st in the world and 4th in Astarntos for Highest Poor Incomes, with 56,590.32 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,566thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,439thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,680thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,524thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,254thLowest Crime Rates: 20,376thMost Secular: 22,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,331stMost Income Equality: 24,525thMost Inclusive: 24,738thLargest Governments: 25,287thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,305th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Ohio River was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ohio River, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : The Ohio River voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in The Ohio River, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ohio River, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ohio River, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ohio River, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Leader'.
  • : The Ohio River was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ohio River, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ohio River, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.

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