Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 67thMost Advanced Public Education: 164thMost Rebellious Youth: 174th
The Sunbathers of
New York Times Democracy
Let It All Hang Out!
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Nude Beach

Population22.083 billion

CapitalThe Bonfire
LeaderThe Nude Sunbather
FaithNaturism

Currencysand dollar
Animaldolphin

The Sunbathers of The Nude Beach is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Nude Sunbather with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.083 billion Nude Beachians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bonfire. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nude Beachian economy, worth a remarkable 5,641 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 255,479 sand dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cars are banned, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown. The Nude Beach's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Naturism.

The Nude Beach is ranked 277,288th in the world and 63rd in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -29.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 67thMost Advanced Public Education: 164thMost Rebellious Youth: 174thMost Advanced Public Transport: 204thMost Beautiful Environments: 208thBest Weather: 310thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 340thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 348thMost Cultured: 470thLargest Welfare Programs: 478thHighest Average Tax Rates: 483rdHighest Food Quality: 603rdLargest Governments: 629thMost Cheerful Citizens: 700thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 705thLargest Publishing Industry: 767thMost Pacifist: 783rdMost Developed: 862ndSmartest Citizens: 911thHealthiest Citizens: 924thLongest Average Lifespans: 966thNicest Citizens: 1,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,231stMost Inclusive: 1,272ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,377thHighest Economic Output: 2,107thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,656thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,928thMost Efficient Economies: 3,237thHighest Average Incomes: 3,763rdNudest: 3,936thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,767thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,588thMost Secular: 7,799thLargest Populations: 7,844thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,346thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,256thLowest Crime Rates: 11,945thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,567thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,640thMost Influential: 22,759thMost Stationary: 23,486th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Nude Beach, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nude Beach, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nude Beach, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nude Beach, cars are banned.
  • : The Nude Beach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nude Beach, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nude Beach, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nude Beach, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nude Beach, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Nude Beachians.
  • : Following new legislation in The Nude Beach, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.

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