The United States of The North American Assembly is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ethan with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.496 billion Assemblyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saphira. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient North American Assemblyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,695 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The North American Assembly's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The North American Assembly is ranked 248,885^th in the world and 6,559^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.