Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,948thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,424thMost Influential: 6,715th
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
Just don't.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The New Caledonia

Population624 million

CapitalThe Capital


The Federation of The New Caledonia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 624 million Caledonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The New Caledonian economy, worth 32.9 trillion CALS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,725 CALS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Patriots insist that size does matter, nude art is becoming wildly popular, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Caledonia's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The New Caledonia is ranked 6,715th in the world and 380th in Europe for Most Influential, scoring 9,967 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,948thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,424thMost Influential: 6,715thTop
Most Pacifist: 16,086thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,197thSafest: 20,012th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 40th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 74th in the region

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