Fattest Citizens: 6,849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,482ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,737th
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The Neon Islands

Population3.363 billion

CapitalFreeport Grand Abaco

CurrencyGrand Abacoan Dollar

The Midnight Paradise of The Neon Islands is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 3.363 billion Neon Islandsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeport Grand Abaco. The average income tax rate is 52.1%.

The strong Neon Islandsian economy, worth 144 trillion Grand Abacoan Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,910 Grand Abacoan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', and the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Neon Islands's national animal is the unicorn.

The Neon Islands is ranked 228,248th in the world and 12th in Safan for Best Weather, with 68 meters of sunlight.

Fattest Citizens: 6,849thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,482ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,737thLargest Black Market: 16,862ndMost Pacifist: 23,332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,877th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the region

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