Population | 19.121 billion |
Capital | Targon Vatra Unicomplex |
Leader | the Necrontyr Central Command |
Faith | militant atheism |
Currency | Specific Dibaryon Monocell |
Animal | Auto-Adaptive Combat NanoBot |
The Monolithic Empire of The Necrontyr is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Necrontyr Central Command with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.121 billion Necrontyr are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Targon Vatra Unicomplex. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Necrontyr economy, worth a remarkable 8,730 trillion Specific Dibaryon Monocells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 456,570 Specific Dibaryon Monocells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Necrontyr, TN-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Necrontyr's national animal is the Auto-Adaptive Combat NanoBot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is militant atheism.
The Necrontyr is ranked 50th in the world and 3rd in SICON for Lowest Crime Rates, with 317.91 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Necrontyr, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
- : Following new legislation in The Necrontyr, TN-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in The Necrontyr, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Necrontyr.
- : Following new legislation in The Necrontyr, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in The Necrontyr, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
- : Following new legislation in The Necrontyr, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in The Necrontyr, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
- : Following new legislation in The Necrontyr, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
- : Following new legislation in The Necrontyr, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
- : Following new legislation in The Necrontyr, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.