The Most Annoying Thing In The World
Population | 6.016 billion |
Capital | My Place |
Leader | The Missed Annoying Thing In The World |
Faith | Annoying |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | skunk |
The Messed Up Reality of The Most Annoying Thing In The World is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Missed Annoying Thing In The World with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.016 billion Most Annoying Thing In The Worldians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Place. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Most Annoying Thing In The Worldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,009 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", being dead no longer has any benefits, and the skunks of The Most Annoying Thing In The World are surprisingly well-adjusted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Most Annoying Thing In The World's national animal is the skunk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Annoying.
The Most Annoying Thing In The World is ranked 51,599th in the world and 1st in Teal Nation for Most Stationary, with 864.25605798688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Most Annoying Thing In The World, the skunks of The Most Annoying Thing In The World are surprisingly well-adjusted.
- : Following new legislation in The Most Annoying Thing In The World, being dead no longer has any benefits.
- : Following new legislation in The Most Annoying Thing In The World, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
- : Following new legislation in The Most Annoying Thing In The World, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : The Most Annoying Thing In The World was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in The Most Annoying Thing In The World, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : The Most Annoying Thing In The World was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in The Most Annoying Thing In The World, the new Skunk Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
- : The Most Annoying Thing In The World was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in The Most Annoying Thing In The World, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.