Most Armed: 5,725thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,940th
The Republic of
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Basketball
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The Minnesota Timberwolves

Population11.357 billion

Currencyflorin
Animalkangaroo

The Republic of The Minnesota Timberwolves is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.357 billion Minnesota Timberwolvesians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minnesota Timberwolvesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,383 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,780 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Minnesota Timberwolvesians like vultures, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Minnesota Timberwolvesian, and it's never "just a game" with Minnesota Timberwolvesian sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Minnesota Timberwolves's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Minnesota Timberwolves is ranked 20,229th in the world and 202nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,612.77777337712 days.

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Most Armed: 5,725thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,940thMost Patriotic: 11,540thLargest Black Market: 13,462ndTop
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Most Devout: 15,651stHighest Economic Output: 19,714thMost Stationary: 20,229thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,350thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,846thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,370thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,857th
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Most Stationary: 202nd in the regionMost Armed: 424th in the regionMost Influential: 429th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 864th in the regionMost Devout: 912th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 946th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,008th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,030th in the region

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