Population | 11.357 billion |
Currency | florin |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Republic of The Minnesota Timberwolves is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.357 billion Minnesota Timberwolvesians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Minnesota Timberwolvesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,383 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,780 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Minnesota Timberwolvesians like vultures, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Minnesota Timberwolvesian, and it's never "just a game" with Minnesota Timberwolvesian sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Minnesota Timberwolves's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Minnesota Timberwolves is ranked 20,229th in the world and 202nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,612.77777337712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Minnesota Timberwolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : The Minnesota Timberwolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Minnesota Timberwolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : The Minnesota Timberwolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Minnesota Timberwolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : The Minnesota Timberwolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : The Minnesota Timberwolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : The Minnesota Timberwolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : The Minnesota Timberwolves was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in The Minnesota Timberwolves, it's never "just a game" with Minnesota Timberwolvesian sports fans.