|Animal||White Tailed Eagle|
The People's Socialist Republic of The Militarist States of America is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Xavier Chafer with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 764 million Americans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong American economy, worth 75.9 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,288 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Militarist States of America's national animal is the White Tailed Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Militarist States of America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in The Militarist States of America, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.
- : Following new legislation in The Militarist States of America, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in The Militarist States of America, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in The Militarist States of America, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
- : The Militarist States of America voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
- : The Militarist States of America changed its national leader to "Xavier Chafer" and its motto to "Socialism is Great".
- : Following new legislation in The Militarist States of America, the Federal Council of The Militarist States of America has been announced as the new Head of State.
- : Following new legislation in The Militarist States of America, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in The Militarist States of America, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
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