Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,856thMost Influential: 3,376thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,459th
The People's Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Socialism is Great
Xavier Chafer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Militarist States of America

Population764 million

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderXavier Chafer

AnimalWhite Tailed Eagle

The People's Socialist Republic of The Militarist States of America is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Xavier Chafer with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 764 million Americans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong American economy, worth 75.9 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,288 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Militarist States of America's national animal is the White Tailed Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Militarist States of America is ranked 63,706th in the world and 241st in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,445.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,856thTop
Most Influential: 3,376thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,459thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,348thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,343rdMost Income Equality: 15,641stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,295thBest Weather: 16,900thLowest Crime Rates: 19,027thHealthiest Citizens: 19,148thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,378thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,405thMost Authoritarian: 20,056thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,272ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,591stMost Inclusive: 21,398thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,224thHighest Food Quality: 24,005thMost Secular: 24,360thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,389thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,322nd
Most Income Equality: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 37th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 58th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 80th in the region

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