The Loyal Order of the Buffalo
Population | 6.401 billion |
Capital | Victoria |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Regal Falcon |
The Empire of The Loyal Order of the Buffalo is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.401 billion Buffaloanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Buffaloanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,862 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Loyal Order of the Buffalo's national animal is the Regal Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.
The Loyal Order of the Buffalo is ranked 51,743rd in the world and 1st in Dominion of Loyalists for Most Stationary, with 861.09390723288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Loyal Order of the Buffalo, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Following new legislation in The Loyal Order of the Buffalo, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : Following new legislation in The Loyal Order of the Buffalo, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
- : Following new legislation in The Loyal Order of the Buffalo, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Following new legislation in The Loyal Order of the Buffalo, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
- : Following new legislation in The Loyal Order of the Buffalo, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
- : Following new legislation in The Loyal Order of the Buffalo, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
- : Following new legislation in The Loyal Order of the Buffalo, stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash'.
- : Following new legislation in The Loyal Order of the Buffalo, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.
- : Following new legislation in The Loyal Order of the Buffalo, political activists are routinely executed.