Most Advanced Public Transport: 61stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 295th
The Incorporated States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
My last my everything
Barry White
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Last Issue

Population37.378 billion

LeaderBarry White
FaithT S O P

CurrencyBarry
AnimalWhite

The Incorporated States of The Last Issue is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Barry White with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.378 billion Last Issueans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Last Issuean economy, worth a remarkable 6,698 trillion Barries a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 179,216 Barries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, all footpaths have tollbooths, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, and The Last Issue has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Last Issue's national animal is the White, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is T S O P.

The Last Issue is ranked 12,093rd in the world and 8th in Wyndia for Most Stationary, with 2,065.43463645432 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 61stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 295thMost Primitive: 323rdLargest Black Market: 370thMost Subsidized Industry: 750thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 824thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 900thMost Corrupt Governments: 920thMost Avoided: 1,410thHighest Crime Rates: 1,495thLargest Retail Industry: 1,754thHighest Economic Output: 1,956thLargest Populations: 1,969thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,971stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,744thFattest Citizens: 6,391stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,863rdMost Influential: 6,939thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,030thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,828thLargest Governments: 11,456thMost Stationary: 12,093rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,653rdNudest: 13,768thHighest Average Incomes: 13,863rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,505thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,842ndMost Authoritarian: 25,954th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, The Last Issue has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : The Last Issue's influence in Wyndia rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : The Last Issue was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.

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