The Forested Area of The Last Abode of Pando is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by AFGNCAAP with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 14.38 billion Pandans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pansdotado. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pandan economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion Pando Leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,971 Pando Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mokele-mbembes have more rights than the average citizen, no one can find a leaky faucet in The Last Abode of Pando anymore, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Pando Leaf mansions, and middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Last Abode of Pando's national animal is the Mokele-mbembe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Pando.

The Last Abode of Pando is ranked 82,629^th in the world and 34^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,433.3 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.