Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 215thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,255thBest Weather: 1,272nd
The Forested Area of
Democratic Socialists
Trees Are Better Than People
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Last Abode of Pando

Population14.38 billion

FaithThe Cult of Pando

CurrencyPando Leaf

The Forested Area of The Last Abode of Pando is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by AFGNCAAP with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 14.38 billion Pandans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pansdotado. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pandan economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion Pando Leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,971 Pando Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mokele-mbembes have more rights than the average citizen, no one can find a leaky faucet in The Last Abode of Pando anymore, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Pando Leaf mansions, and middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Last Abode of Pando's national animal is the Mokele-mbembe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Pando.

The Last Abode of Pando is ranked 82,629th in the world and 34th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,433.3 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 215thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,255thBest Weather: 1,272ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,414thTop
Most Devout: 3,158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,419thMost Influential: 6,798thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,873rdMost Cultured: 7,001stMost Primitive: 7,965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,216thHighest Food Quality: 8,617thLargest Black Market: 11,106thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,249thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 14,603rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,913thSmartest Citizens: 15,172ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,639thLargest Governments: 16,884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,091stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,355thHighest Economic Output: 18,681stLargest Populations: 21,092ndMost Rebellious Youth: 21,590th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Brocklandia.