The Forested Area of The Last Abode of Pando is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by AFGNCAAP with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, devout population of 13.399 billion Pandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pansdotado. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pandan economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion Pando Leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,900 Pando Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, the treehouse in Mokele-mbembe Park is the tallest building in The Last Abode of Pando, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Last Abode of Pando's national animal is the Mokele-mbembe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Pando.

The Last Abode of Pando is ranked 217^th in the world and 1^st in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 25,600.39 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.