Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,033rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,076thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,054th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Freedom to tell the truth.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Lai Archipelago

Population3.854 billion

CapitalLayelulai City
LeaderPresident Sam Leoi

AnimalLaienese Penguin

The Republic of The Lai Archipelago is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Sam Leoi with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.854 billion Laienese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Layelulai City. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Laienese economy, worth 333 trillion Laes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,422 Laes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, Laienese believe manners maketh the leader, the government thinks Laienese can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lai Archipelago's national animal is the Laienese Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Lai Archipelago is ranked 119,325th in the world and 3,112th in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,022.62 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,033rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,076thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,054thNicest Citizens: 12,645thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,837thMost Pacifist: 15,719thHighest Food Quality: 17,075thMost Inclusive: 17,737thSafest: 18,578thMost Cultured: 18,876thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,997thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,827thLargest Retail Industry: 22,392ndHealthiest Citizens: 23,013thLowest Crime Rates: 24,327th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 296th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 372nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 465th in the regionNicest Citizens: 660th in the region

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