Largest Gambling Industry: 915thHighest Crime Rates: 4,007thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,132nd
The Feline Humanoids of
Moralistic Democracy
The Kzin have tales of weapons haunted by their owners
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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The Kzin Planet

Population4.924 billion

CapitalMirak
LeaderThe Highest of Kzin

CurrencyMeat
AnimalFemale

The Feline Humanoids of The Kzin Planet is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Highest of Kzin with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.924 billion Kzinti are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The powerhouse Kzinti economy, worth 439 trillion Meats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 89,217 Meats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 572,804 per year while the poor average 5,651, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Kzinti humor gets, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Kzin Planet's national animal is the Female, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Kzin Planet is ranked 105,492nd in the world and 63rd in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Most Primitive, scoring 5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 915thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 4,007thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,132ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,678thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,087thMost Avoided: 6,180thFattest Citizens: 7,465thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,231stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,767thLargest Mining Sector: 14,391stTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,983rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,198thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,841stMost Corrupt Governments: 24,443rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,400th
Top
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Kzin Planet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kzin Planet, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kzin Planet, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Kzinti humor gets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kzin Planet, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kzin Planet, whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kzin Planet, Mirak has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kzin Planet, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in The Kzin Planet, recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies.
  • : The Kzin Planet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : The Kzin Planet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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