Most Ignorant Citizens: 183rdMost Devout: 217thLargest Gambling Industry: 353rd
The Military Order of
Father Knows Best State
Do you hear her crying? We shall appease her.
First Bridegroom Lucho Cabal
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
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Political Freedom
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The Knights of La Llorona

Population11.915 billion

CapitalCitadel of Tears
LeaderFirst Bridegroom Lucho Cabal
FaithThe Church of La Llorona

CurrencyGolden Teardrop
AnimalQuetzal

The Military Order of The Knights of La Llorona is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Bridegroom Lucho Cabal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.915 billion Knights of La Llorona are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel of Tears. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient La Lloronan economy, worth a remarkable 3,121 trillion Golden Teardrops a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 262,016 Golden Teardrops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Knights of La Llorona's national animal is the Quetzal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of La Llorona.

The Knights of La Llorona is ranked 456th in the world and 23rd in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 80.53 Obesity Rate.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 183rdMost Devout: 217thLargest Gambling Industry: 353rdFattest Citizens: 456thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 469thMost Corrupt Governments: 515thMost Avoided: 627thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 705thLargest Retail Industry: 850thHighest Disposable Incomes: 977thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,142ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,158thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,298thMost Armed: 1,387thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,454thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,499thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,860thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,233rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,541stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,547thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,633rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,081stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,446thHighest Crime Rates: 3,717thRudest Citizens: 4,194thHighest Economic Output: 4,558thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,636thLargest Black Market: 4,677thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,529thNudest: 7,334thMost Influential: 7,396thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,219thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,023rdTop
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Largest Governments: 13,202ndMost Primitive: 16,436thHighest Drug Use: 22,192ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,928th
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Most Devout: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 68th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 74th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 90th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 102nd in the regionMost Influential: 111th in the regionRudest Citizens: 123rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 124th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 128th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 132nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 204th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 256th in the regionNudest: 313th in the regionLargest Black Market: 330th in the regionLargest Governments: 360th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 492nd in the regionMost Stationary: 666th in the regionMost Primitive: 691st in the region

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