Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
Allmighty Nak Nak
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The knight who says NI

Population38.406 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderAllmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.406 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 30,123 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 784,343 Naks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,440,586 per year while the poor average 193,809, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, no one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, and the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 47th in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Fattest Citizens, with 99.14 Obesity Rate.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thHighest Economic Output: 23rdMost Avoided: 31stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39thHighest Average Incomes: 40thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Populations: 42ndFattest Citizens: 47thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 47thLargest Gambling Industry: 50thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 56thLargest Mining Sector: 58thLargest Insurance Industry: 61stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 79thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 84thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 90thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140thMost Armed: 140thMost Corrupt Governments: 232ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 298thLargest Agricultural Sector: 338thLargest Retail Industry: 407thRudest Citizens: 481stSmartest Citizens: 569thMost Scientifically Advanced: 676thLargest Publishing Industry: 763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,381stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,689thMost Efficient Economies: 1,968thTop
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Most Secular: 2,206thLargest Black Market: 4,979thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,519thNudest: 6,827thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,413thLargest Governments: 10,144thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 11,080thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,825thMost Pro-Market: 17,589th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 5% for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in The knight who says NI, no one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more.
  • : The knight who says NI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : The knight who says NI's influence in Wysteria rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".

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