The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.406 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 30,123 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 784,343 Naks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,440,586 per year while the poor average 193,809, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, no one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, and the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 47^th in the world and 6^th in Wysteria for Fattest Citizens, with 99.14 Obesity Rate.