The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.269 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 33,153 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 784,337 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,975,739 per year while the poor average 143,513, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, political shows are fit for purpose, large areas of The knight who says NI are not accessible by the public, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 273,169^th in the world and 76^th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -71.34 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.