Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
Allmighty Nak Nak
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The knight who says NI

Population42.269 billion

LeaderAllmighty Nak Nak


The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.269 billion NakNakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient knight who says NIian economy, worth an astonishing 33,153 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 784,337 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,975,739 per year while the poor average 143,513, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, political shows are fit for purpose, large areas of The knight who says NI are not accessible by the public, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The knight who says NI's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

The knight who says NI is ranked 273,169th in the world and 76th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -71.34 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 24thMost Avoided: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44thLargest Populations: 46thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 47thLargest Gambling Industry: 49thLargest Insurance Industry: 51stHighest Average Incomes: 53rdFattest Citizens: 56thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 60thLargest Mining Sector: 65thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 77thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 82ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 94thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 150thMost Armed: 151stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 226thMost Corrupt Governments: 290thLargest Agricultural Sector: 460thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 471stRudest Citizens: 536thLargest Retail Industry: 640thSmartest Citizens: 678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 775thLargest Publishing Industry: 781stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,742ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,623rdTop
Most Secular: 2,856thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,182ndLargest Black Market: 6,204thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,716thNudest: 8,079thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,461stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,097thLargest Governments: 11,779thLowest Crime Rates: 13,178thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,106thMost Stationary: 23,897thMost Influential: 26,225thMost Pro-Market: 27,217th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the region

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