Highest Crime Rates: 3,661stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,327thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,060th
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The Kings of Virginia

Population572 million

CurrencyOunce of Salt
AnimalCarrion Raven

The Free Land of The Kings of Virginia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 572 million Kings of Virginians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The Kings of Virginian economy, worth 27.7 trillion Ounces of Salt a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,411 Ounces of Salt, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 312,013 per year while the poor average 3,034, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Kings of Virginia's national animal is the Carrion Raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Kings of Virginia is ranked 165,062nd in the world and 9th in Machtpolitik for Most Politically Free, scoring 25 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Highest Crime Rates: 3,661stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,327thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,060thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,209thMost Pro-Market: 8,354thFattest Citizens: 8,983rdMost Primitive: 9,739thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,856thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,278thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 12,269thMost Armed: 13,318thMost Avoided: 17,482ndMost Extreme: 18,247thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,047thHighest Drug Use: 19,334th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the region

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