Largest Populations: 16,289thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,403rdHighest Economic Output: 24,356th
The Closed Books of
Moralistic Democracy
Ring the bell, close the book, blow out the candle.
Exorcist
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Keeper of Records

Population20.169 billion

CapitalHall of Records
LeaderExorcist
FaithChristianity

CurrencyPen
Animaldove

The Closed Books of The Keeper of Records is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Exorcist with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.169 billion Keepers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Healthcare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hall of Records. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Recordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Pens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 58,158 Pens, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Keeper of Records's national animal is the dove and its national religion is Christianity.

The Keeper of Records is ranked 80,626th in the world and 1st in Satanists for Most Stationary, with 601.43734424652 days.

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Largest Populations: 16,289thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,403rdHighest Economic Output: 24,356th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Keeper of Records was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Keeper of Records, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Following new legislation in The Keeper of Records, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in The Keeper of Records, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in The Keeper of Records, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : The Keeper of Records was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Keeper of Records, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in The Keeper of Records, it is rumoured that Exorcist uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
  • : The Keeper of Records changed its national leader to "Exorcist".
  • : The Keeper of Records rejected a request from Elite Illuminati Society for an embassy with Satanists.

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