Population | 5.488 billion |
Capital | New Delhi |
Leader | Urvi Richmall |
Faith | Hinduism |
Currency | Royal Coin |
Animal | Cow |
The Indian Empire of The Indian Royalty is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Urvi Richmall with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.488 billion Indians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Indian Royaltyian economy, worth 966 trillion Royal Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 176,147 Royal Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,155,321 per year while the poor average 10,516, a ratio of 109 to 1.
Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Indian Royalty's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hinduism.
The Indian Royalty is ranked 155,466th in the world and 8th in The Multiversal Tavern for Most Stationary, with 143.0184154126 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Indian Royalty's influence in The Multiversal Tavern rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Following new legislation in The Indian Royalty, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
- : Following new legislation in The Indian Royalty, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
- : Following new legislation in The Indian Royalty, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in The Indian Royalty, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in The Indian Royalty, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
- : The Indian Royalty's influence in The Multiversal Tavern fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : The Indian Royalty's influence in The Multiversal Tavern rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Following new legislation in The Indian Royalty, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in The Indian Royalty, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.