Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,076thSafest: 9,172ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,233rd
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The HolyDivines

Population16.568 billion

CapitalThe Wild Side

Currencywhite light
Animalsad song

The Rick Astanian Empire of The HolyDivines is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 16.568 billion HolyDivinesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wild Side. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving HolyDivinesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion white lights a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 72,920 white lights, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', new urban roads are threatening city parks, governments opposing The HolyDivines are beset by rebels, and citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The HolyDivines's national animal is the sad song, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The HolyDivines is ranked 11,498th in the world and 2nd in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,100.72 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,076thSafest: 9,172ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,233rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,498thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,543rdTop
Largest Populations: 13,467thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,981stHighest Economic Output: 15,187thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,896thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,823rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,369thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,284thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,657th
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the region

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