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The Holy Therns

Population20.529 billion

CapitalThe Stormy Castle
Leaderthe Witch

Animalnose-like appendage

The Bizarrely localized typhoon of The Holy Therns is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Witch with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.529 billion minions are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Stormy Castle. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a minion economy, worth a remarkable 1,549 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,502 souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, minions caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Therns's national animal is the nose-like appendage, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is evil.

The Holy Therns is ranked 178,442nd in the world and 10th in Snazzy for Most Politically Free, scoring 27.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,782ndMost Stationary: 3,966thBest Weather: 4,243rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,947thLowest Crime Rates: 5,156thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,191stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,307thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,461stLargest Black Market: 5,694thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,995thLargest Populations: 6,410thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,797thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,981stHealthiest Citizens: 10,098thMost Influential: 10,160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,618thHighest Economic Output: 10,764thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,904thTop
Largest Governments: 13,137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,281stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,458thMost Inclusive: 20,800th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

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