Population | 4.639 billion |
Capital | Socialism Sector |
Leader | The Demented and Holy One |
Faith | The Cult of the Holy Demented Wackos |
Currency | septims |
Animal | domestic pig |
The Empire of The Holy State of Chaos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Demented and Holy One with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.639 billion Holy State of Chaosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Socialism Sector. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Holy State of Chaosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,707 trillion septims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 368,033 septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy State of Chaos's national animal is the domestic pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of the Holy Demented Wackos.
The Holy State of Chaos is ranked 73,074th in the world and 162nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 646.95449567108 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Holy State of Chaos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy State of Chaos, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy State of Chaos, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy State of Chaos, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy State of Chaos, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in The Holy State of Chaos, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy State of Chaos, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy State of Chaos, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy State of Chaos, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy State of Chaos, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.