Most Authoritarian: 195thMost Primitive: 277thMost Income Equality: 404th
The Cultivated Caliphate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
الموت لله
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Holy Quran

Population3.963 billion

CapitalLittle Mosul
LeaderAwalmir Hibatullah Rahmanzai
FaithSalafism

Currencygold dinar
Animalcamel

The Cultivated Caliphate of The Holy Quran is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Awalmir Hibatullah Rahmanzai with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.963 billion Salafis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Administration, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Mosul. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Salafist economy, worth 305 trillion gold dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 77,112 gold dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's rare to find an unchewed pencil, the number of children one can have is restricted by law, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Quran's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Salafism.

The Holy Quran is ranked 16,821st in the world and 881st in Balder for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.33 bananas ingested per day.

Top
1%
Most Authoritarian: 195thMost Primitive: 277thMost Income Equality: 404thMost Conservative: 557thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 597thMost Ignorant Citizens: 686thMost Extreme: 1,022ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,077thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,149thBest Weather: 2,253rdTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,770thNudest: 4,178thLargest Black Market: 5,084thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,473rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,154thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,682ndMost Secular: 10,006thTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,518thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,111thHealthiest Citizens: 16,821stMost Patriotic: 17,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,117thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,577thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,308thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,843rd
Top
1%
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 18th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49th in the regionBest Weather: 70th in the regionTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 121st in the regionNudest: 158th in the regionLargest Black Market: 208th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 222nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 354th in the regionTop
10%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 397th in the regionMost Secular: 462nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 550th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Holy Quran, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
  • : The Holy Quran's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : The Holy Quran was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : The Holy Quran was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : The Holy Quran's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : The Holy Quran's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : The Holy Quran was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : The Holy Quran's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : The Holy Quran was refounded in Balder.
  • : The Holy Quran ceased to exist in Benevolent Leaders.

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