The Serbian Republic of The Helleness is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Đorđe Kovačić with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.967 billion Hellenessians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novi Beograd. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hellenessian economy, worth 217 trillion Pacificiums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,457 Pacificiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels. Crime is totally unknown. The Helleness's national animal is the Serbian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

The Helleness is ranked 75,172^nd in the world and 1,158^th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 339.0993663096 days.