Rudest Citizens: 42ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52ndLargest Gambling Industry: 59th
The Dead Meme of
Anarchy
Running a country isn't monkey business.
Harambe
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Harambe Gorillas

Population14.675 billion

CapitalCincinnati Zoo
LeaderHarambe
FaithINSERT SUBTLE INNUENDO HERE

CurrencyBanana
AnimalWestern Lowland Gorilla

The Dead Meme of The Harambe Gorillas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Harambe with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.675 billion Gorillas live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cincinnati Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Harambe economy, worth a remarkable 5,117 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 348,710 Bananas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,342,242 per year while the poor average 19,430, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Western Lowland Gorilla Sea, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, one can walk from one side of Cincinnati Zoo to the other without setting foot on Harambe soil, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Harambe Gorillas's national animal is the Western Lowland Gorilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is INSERT SUBTLE INNUENDO HERE.

The Harambe Gorillas is ranked 294,398th in the world and 1st in Cincinnati Zoo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.33 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 42ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52ndLargest Gambling Industry: 59thLargest Retail Industry: 104thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 114thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 626thMost Ignorant Citizens: 725thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 728thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 793rdMost Devout: 1,132ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,172ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,426thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,281stTop
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Most Politically Free: 3,052ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,599thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,775thMost Efficient Economies: 7,705thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16,596thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,219thMost Extreme: 23,293rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,475thLargest Populations: 27,415th

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