Rudest Citizens: 37thHighest Crime Rates: 48thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52nd
The Dead Meme of
Anarchy
Running a country isn't monkey business.
Harambe
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Harambe Gorillas

Population9.842 billion

CapitalCincinnati Zoo
LeaderHarambe
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CurrencyBanana
AnimalWestern Lowland Gorilla

The Dead Meme of The Harambe Gorillas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Harambe with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.842 billion Gorillas live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cincinnati Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Harambe economy, worth a remarkable 3,282 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 333,551 Bananas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,884,679 per year while the poor average 28,985, a ratio of 65.0 to 1.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the people have taken "Hail Harambe" as an invitation to lob rocks, and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Harambe Gorillas's national animal is the Western Lowland Gorilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is INSERT SUBTLE INNUENDO HERE.

The Harambe Gorillas is ranked 231,042nd in the world and 1st in Cincinnati Zoo for Most Average, scoring 15.78 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 37thHighest Crime Rates: 48thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52ndLargest Gambling Industry: 54thMost Armed: 69thFattest Citizens: 92ndLargest Retail Industry: 101stMost Avoided: 104thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 139thMost Rebellious Youth: 151stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 284thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 361stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 459thHighest Disposable Incomes: 492ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 572ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 588thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 750thMost Ignorant Citizens: 805thLargest Mining Sector: 980thMost Devout: 988thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,109thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,278thHighest Average Incomes: 1,639thHighest Drug Use: 1,654thMost Inclusive: 1,665thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,804thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,283rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,438thMost Cultured: 4,357thHighest Economic Output: 4,763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,512thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,905thNudest: 9,434thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,208thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,225thMost Politically Free: 17,890thLargest Black Market: 18,111thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,303rdMost Pro-Market: 20,031stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,346thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,015thMost Extreme: 22,715th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Harambe Gorillas, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in The Harambe Gorillas, the people have taken "Hail Harambe" as an invitation to lob rocks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Harambe Gorillas, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in The Harambe Gorillas, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in The Harambe Gorillas, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in The Harambe Gorillas, Cincinnati Zoo's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in The Harambe Gorillas, The Harambe Gorillas is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in The Harambe Gorillas, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Harambe Gorillas, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
  • : Following new legislation in The Harambe Gorillas, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.

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