Rudest Citizens: 114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 159thLargest Retail Industry: 303rd
The Corporate Anarchy of
Anarchy
For the right price my body is yours!
CEO Micaela Andersen Cannon
Influence
Power
Founder / The H Universe
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The H Corporation

Population4.966 billion

CapitalThe H District
LeaderCEO Micaela Andersen Cannon
FaithCapitalist Values

CurrencyH Dollar
AnimalH Animal

The Corporate Anarchy of The H Corporation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Micaela Andersen Cannon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.966 billion H People live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The H District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.

The frighteningly efficient H Corporation economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion H Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 399,192 H Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,968,500 per year while the poor average 46,120, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, corporations feel proud all year round, The H Corporation has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The H Corporation's national animal is the H Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalist Values.

The H Corporation is ranked 303rd in the world and 1st in The Multiversal Tavern for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 52,873.64 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 159thLargest Retail Industry: 303rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 358thMost Efficient Economies: 546thMost Armed: 568thMost Avoided: 586thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 604thFattest Citizens: 636thMost Scientifically Advanced: 803rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 859thHighest Average Incomes: 980thHighest Crime Rates: 999thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,061stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,091stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,415thLargest Mining Sector: 1,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,561stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,773rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,236thSmartest Citizens: 2,281stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,307thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,332ndMost Secular: 2,358thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,416thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,437thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,585thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,805thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,087thLargest Black Market: 3,372ndMost Inclusive: 3,769thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,231stLargest Governments: 4,808thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,559thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,196thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,190thMost Patriotic: 8,624thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,161stHighest Economic Output: 9,789thNudest: 11,412thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,515thTop
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Most Politically Free: 24,559thHighest Drug Use: 24,796th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, The H Corporation has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, corporations feel proud all year round.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : The H Corporation's influence in The Multiversal Tavern fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in The H Corporation, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.

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