Most Primitive: 3,774thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,761stMost Authoritarian: 6,152nd
The Kretazan Domain of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We will cut off his head with the crown on it!
The Lord Protector
Civil Rights
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The Great Protectorate

Population5.777 billion

LeaderThe Lord Protector

AnimalKretaza Sheep

The Kretazan Domain of The Great Protectorate is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Lord Protector with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.777 billion Protectoratis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kospal. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Protectorai economy, worth 222 trillion Raches a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,575 Raches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, The Great Protectorate is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Protectorai military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Protectorate's national animal is the Kretaza Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bowism.

The Great Protectorate is ranked 125,889th in the world and 18th in Thegye for Most Avoided, scoring 2.27 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Primitive: 3,774thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,761stMost Authoritarian: 6,152ndMost Devout: 7,601stMost Conservative: 8,562ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,952ndLargest Black Market: 18,430thMost Patriotic: 18,988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,226thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,221stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,406th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

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