Most Ignorant Citizens: 11thLargest Mining Sector: 13thMost Devout: 14th
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The Goggles

Population22.485 billion

CapitalLamuella
LeaderWonko the Sane
FaithSaneism

CurrencyTriganic Pu
AnimalBugblatter Beast

The Confederacy of The Goggles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wonko the Sane with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.485 billion Gogglesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuella. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gogglesian economy, worth an astonishing 13,962 trillion Triganic Pus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 620,948 Triganic Pus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,448,416 per year while the poor average 106,752, a ratio of 22.9 to 1.

Nudity is frowned upon, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it, and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Goggles's national animal is the Bugblatter Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Saneism.

The Goggles is ranked 242,267th in the world and 2nd in The New Old South for Nicest Citizens, with 0.03 average smiles per day.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 11thLargest Mining Sector: 13thMost Devout: 14thMost Corrupt Governments: 15thMost Primitive: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41stHighest Disposable Incomes: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 50thLargest Agricultural Sector: 52ndMost Avoided: 53rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94thFattest Citizens: 107thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 128thHighest Average Incomes: 141stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 160thLowest Crime Rates: 192ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 193rdLargest Retail Industry: 233rdHighest Economic Output: 237thMost Efficient Economies: 278thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 308thLargest Governments: 874thMost Patriotic: 892ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,162ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,535thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,589thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,594thLargest Black Market: 1,759thRudest Citizens: 2,207thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,816thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,056thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,428thMost Stationary: 5,455thLargest Populations: 6,077thMost Influential: 9,933rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,131stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,453rdMost Conservative: 13,615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,890thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,038th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : The Goggles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goggles, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.

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