Most Influential: 1,775thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,794thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,002nd
The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of
Left-wing Utopia
All Hail The Sentient Cloud
Kade Weston Vasentius
WA Delegate / WAD
Civil Rights
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The Glorious Hypetrain

Population10.454 billion

CapitalThe Glorious Station
LeaderKade Weston Vasentius

AnimalSwimming MLG Noscoper

The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kade Weston Vasentius with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.454 billion Glorious Station Attendants are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glorious Station. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious Station Attendant economy, worth a remarkable 1,492 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,721 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the true length of the coastline of The Glorious Hypetrain may never be measured, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is totally unknown. The Glorious Hypetrain's national animal is the Swimming MLG Noscoper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Glorious Hypetrain is ranked 12,242nd in the world and 33rd in The Union of Democratic States for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 356.24 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Influential: 1,775thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,794thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,002ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,122ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,093rdBest Weather: 5,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,971stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,540thMost Cultured: 6,667thHighest Food Quality: 6,801stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,943rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,351stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,505thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,558thMost Inclusive: 8,045thSafest: 8,216thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,285thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,456thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,690thHealthiest Citizens: 9,147thMost Developed: 9,962ndSmartest Citizens: 11,917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,242ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,646thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,749thNicest Citizens: 14,033rdLargest Governments: 14,658thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,677thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,839thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,599thHighest Average Incomes: 17,455thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,934thMost Secular: 21,712thMost Patriotic: 26,300th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the region

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