Rudest Citizens: 461stLargest Retail Industry: 486thMost Secular: 924th
The Empire of
Capitalizt
In reason and liberty we trust.
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Global Confederacy

Population5.712 billion

CapitalNew Sydney
LeaderJJ
FaithSecular

CurrencyLemoncoin
AnimalMoose

The Empire of The Global Confederacy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by JJ with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.712 billion Confederates enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sydney. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Global Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion Lemoncoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 243,744 Lemoncoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 847,824 per year while the poor average 51,066, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

Major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and JJ's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Global Confederacy's national animal is the Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular.

The Global Confederacy is ranked 269,053rd in the world and 7,260th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Rudest Citizens: 461stLargest Retail Industry: 486thMost Secular: 924thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,434thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,759thMost Efficient Economies: 1,907thFattest Citizens: 2,561stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,792ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,832ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,881stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,997thSmartest Citizens: 3,393rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,540thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,655thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,961stMost Cultured: 4,033rdMost Avoided: 4,161stHighest Average Incomes: 4,218thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,877thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,943rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,170thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,282ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,032ndHighest Food Quality: 10,265thLargest Mining Sector: 11,049thLargest Governments: 11,148thMost Armed: 11,899thTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,653rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,037thMost Developed: 14,062ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,187thHighest Economic Output: 14,531stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,576thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,128thHighest Drug Use: 22,651stLargest Black Market: 23,058th
Top
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Rudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 54th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 117th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 132nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 138th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 148th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 160th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 166th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 167th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 170th in the regionMost Cultured: 182nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 193rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 220th in the regionMost Avoided: 225th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 239th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 252nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 280th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 442nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 498th in the regionMost Armed: 520th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 525th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 549th in the regionLargest Governments: 588th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 682nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 728th in the regionMost Inclusive: 732nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Global Confederacy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : The Global Confederacy's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : The Global Confederacy's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in The Global Confederacy, JJ's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in The Global Confederacy, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in The Global Confederacy, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
  • : The Global Confederacy's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : The Global Confederacy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in The Global Confederacy, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in The Global Confederacy, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.

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