Population | 4.063 billion |
Capital | Spingle-Spangle |
Leader | Among Fungle |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | toe |
Animal | Seven Legged Fangle |
The Social Experiment of The Ghanglands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Among Fungle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.063 billion crackheads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spingle-Spangle. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient drugged economy, worth a remarkable 1,281 trillion toes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 315,486 toes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force crackheads into bankruptcy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ghanglands's national animal is the Seven Legged Fangle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
The Ghanglands is ranked 212,562nd in the world and 43rd in New SovietUnion for Most Stationary, with 35.02884563708 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force crackheads into bankruptcy.
- : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
- : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, military spending recently hit a new high.
- : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Among Fungle.
- : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
- : The Ghanglands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, cars have been banned.
- : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Kentish Realm and Leetryse.