Most Advanced Defense Forces: 682ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 808th
The Social Experiment of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Nescimus hanc « libertatem »
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Ghanglands

Population4.063 billion

CapitalSpingle-Spangle
LeaderAmong Fungle
FaithAtheism

Currencytoe
AnimalSeven Legged Fangle

The Social Experiment of The Ghanglands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Among Fungle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.063 billion crackheads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spingle-Spangle. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient drugged economy, worth a remarkable 1,281 trillion toes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 315,486 toes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force crackheads into bankruptcy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ghanglands's national animal is the Seven Legged Fangle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Ghanglands is ranked 212,562nd in the world and 43rd in New SovietUnion for Most Stationary, with 35.02884563708 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 682ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 808thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,317thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,605thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,766thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,181stHighest Average Incomes: 2,479thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,740thMost Secular: 2,795thLargest Mining Sector: 2,913thMost Patriotic: 2,961stTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,162ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,241stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,756thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,398thMost Authoritarian: 4,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,187thLowest Crime Rates: 6,427thMost Conservative: 7,265thLargest Governments: 7,771stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,417thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,781stMost Avoided: 9,849thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,656thLargest Retail Industry: 11,366thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,398thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,441stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,267thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,616thNudest: 13,809thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,398thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,824thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,012thSmartest Citizens: 19,017thHighest Economic Output: 21,758thMost Efficient Economies: 21,935thMost Extreme: 26,436th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force crackheads into bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Among Fungle.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : The Ghanglands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ghanglands, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.

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