Rudest Citizens: 55thMost Armed: 73rdHighest Crime Rates: 74th
The Rising Sun of
Capitalist Paradise
Behold!
Someone
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Fyre Phoenix

Population12.549 billion

CapitalCity of Phoenix
LeaderSomeone
FaithNone

CurrencyFyre
AnimalElephant

The Rising Sun of The Fyre Phoenix is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Someone with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.549 billion Fyre Phoenixians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Phoenix. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fyre Phoenixian economy, worth a remarkable 5,258 trillion Fyres a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 419,049 Fyres, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, Fyre Phoenixian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Someone, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, and saying "don't do anything that Someone wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Fyre Phoenix's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

The Fyre Phoenix is ranked 258,552nd in the world and 7,019th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -44.61 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 55thMost Armed: 73rdHighest Crime Rates: 74thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 100thFattest Citizens: 112thMost Avoided: 123rdLargest Retail Industry: 176thHighest Disposable Incomes: 224thMost Rebellious Youth: 274thLargest Gambling Industry: 307thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 319thMost Efficient Economies: 443rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 503rdHighest Average Incomes: 784thMost Scientifically Advanced: 886thMost Corrupt Governments: 896thLargest Mining Sector: 1,065thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,190thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,447thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,577thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,592ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,691stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,829thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,079thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,271stHighest Economic Output: 2,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,439thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,795thMost Cultured: 3,002ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,970thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,374thSmartest Citizens: 5,550thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,669thLargest Governments: 6,416thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,421stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,888thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,309thMost Patriotic: 9,532ndTop
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Most Secular: 13,135thLargest Black Market: 16,482ndHighest Drug Use: 24,927thMost Pro-Market: 25,416thLargest Populations: 25,560th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 105th in the regionMost Cultured: 129th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 131st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 140th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 188th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 213th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 229th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 243rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 249th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 303rd in the regionLargest Governments: 329th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 348th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 400th in the regionNudest: 560th in the regionMost Secular: 635th in the regionLargest Black Market: 655th in the regionLargest Populations: 673rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, saying "don't do anything that Someone wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, Fyre Phoenixian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Someone.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, The Fyre Phoenix is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, The Fyre Phoenix's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.

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