Rudest Citizens: 48thMost Armed: 68thHighest Crime Rates: 74th
The Rising Sun of
Capitalist Paradise
Behold!
Someone
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Fyre Phoenix

Population11.711 billion

CapitalCity of Phoenix
LeaderSomeone
FaithNone

CurrencyFyre
AnimalElephant

The Rising Sun of The Fyre Phoenix is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Someone with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.711 billion Fyre Phoenixians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Phoenix. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fyre Phoenixian economy, worth a remarkable 4,863 trillion Fyres a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 415,285 Fyres, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Fyre Phoenix's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

The Fyre Phoenix is ranked 109th in the world and 5th in Capitalist Paradise for Fattest Citizens, with 97.93 Obesity Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 48thMost Armed: 68thHighest Crime Rates: 74thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 101stFattest Citizens: 109thMost Avoided: 120thLargest Retail Industry: 175thHighest Disposable Incomes: 220thMost Rebellious Youth: 274thLargest Gambling Industry: 301stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 315thMost Efficient Economies: 417thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 469thHighest Average Incomes: 763rdMost Corrupt Governments: 821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 848thLargest Mining Sector: 993rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,120thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,396thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,516thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,589thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,655thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,969thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,197thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,217thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,369thHighest Economic Output: 2,507thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,013thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,040thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,800thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,911thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,027thMost Influential: 5,145thSmartest Citizens: 5,584thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,668thLargest Governments: 6,544thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,997thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,655thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,695thMost Patriotic: 10,917thMost Secular: 12,308thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,005thHighest Drug Use: 19,597thMost Pro-Market: 22,642nd
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Most Armed: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Fyre Phoenix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.
  • : The Fyre Phoenix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : The Fyre Phoenix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : The Fyre Phoenix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in The Fyre Phoenix, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.

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