Largest Cheese Export Sector: 838thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,481stHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,722nd
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Singing Is The Best!
Laura Pausini
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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The Futuristic Agony

Population1.728 billion

CapitalWorldovision
LeaderLaura Pausini
FaithSinging

CurrencyDogecoin
AnimalCyborg Dog

The Republic of The Futuristic Agony is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Laura Pausini with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.728 billion Doge Singing Cities are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Worldovision. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.

The all-consuming Futuristic Agonyian economy, worth 167 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,940 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Futuristic Agonyian weed picker are way up, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, diminutive Futuristic Agonyian generals are feared for their aggressiveness, and a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Futuristic Agony's national animal is the Cyborg Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Singing.

The Futuristic Agony is ranked 102,291st in the world and 26th in Celtia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 77.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 838thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,481stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 18,722ndBest Weather: 18,961stHealthiest Citizens: 22,673rdSafest: 23,506thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,912thMost Pacifist: 24,997th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Futuristic Agony changed its national leader to "Laura Pausini".
  • : The Futuristic Agony was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : The Futuristic Agony's influence in Celtia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : The Futuristic Agony's influence in Celtia fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : The Futuristic Agony's influence in Celtia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : The Futuristic Agony changed its national demonym to "Doge Singing City".
  • : The Futuristic Agony changed its national capital to "Worldovision", its demonym to "Singers", its faith to "Singing", its leader to "Laura Venezuela", and its motto to "Singing Is The Best!".
  • : The Futuristic Agony altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in The Futuristic Agony, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in The Futuristic Agony, diminutive Futuristic Agonyian generals are feared for their aggressiveness.

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