Population | 15.312 billion |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | rat |
The Federation of The Future City is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.312 billion Citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Future Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 3,714 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 242,601 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, dining out often involves rats on the plate no matter what you order, and Future Cityian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Future City's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Future City is ranked 10,705th in the world and 182nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 2,259.6162969002 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Future City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in The Future City, Future Cityian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one.
- : Following new legislation in The Future City, dining out often involves rats on the plate no matter what you order.
- : Following new legislation in The Future City, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : The Future City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in The Future City, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.
- : Following new legislation in The Future City, gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools.
- : Following new legislation in The Future City, state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay.
- : The Future City was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in The Future City, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Citizens any less frightened.