The Empire Français of The French Empire of Napoleon Bonaparte is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Napoléon Bonaparte with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.183 billion French are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient French economy, worth 515 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,242 Francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, the government has become increasingly militant, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The French Empire of Napoleon Bonaparte's national animal is the Bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The French Empire of Napoleon Bonaparte is ranked 161,874^th in the world and 6^th in The First French Empire for Most Stationary, with 44.0503884744 days.