Highest Crime Rates: 469thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 716thMost Armed: 811th
The Free Land of
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An it harm none, do what ye will
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Dominator
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World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Free Somalia Project

Population12.724 billion

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalPorcupine

The Free Land of The Free Somalia Project is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.724 billion Free Somalia Projectians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Somalia Projectian economy, worth a remarkable 2,279 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 179,153 Bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,033,223 per year while the poor average 14,855, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.

Foreign workers are flooding in as Bitcoins flood out, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Leader on The Free Somalia Project's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Free Somalia Project's national animal is the Porcupine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Free Somalia Project is ranked 31,694th in the world and 2nd in Libertalia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,259.77 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 469thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 716thMost Armed: 811thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 830thLargest Gambling Industry: 860thMost Avoided: 929thLargest Retail Industry: 1,149thFattest Citizens: 1,155thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,309thRudest Citizens: 1,889thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,929thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,022ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,131stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,610thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,770thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,057thLargest Mining Sector: 6,004thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,559thHighest Economic Output: 8,332ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,158thNudest: 10,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,251stMost Secular: 13,388thMost Inclusive: 13,747thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,315thMost Stationary: 15,553rdHighest Drug Use: 24,215thMost Efficient Economies: 24,352ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,709thLargest Populations: 25,731st

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