Population | 13.489 billion |
Currency | grass |
Animal | Snow 🦉 |
The Republic of The Free Owl is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 13.489 billion Free Owlians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Free Owlian economy, worth 176 trillion grasses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 13,089 grasses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Free Owl's national animal is the Snow 🦉, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Free Owl is ranked 207,146th in the world and 5,337th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 39.62314825228 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Free Owl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : The Free Owl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : The Free Owl's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The Free Owl's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The Free Owl was refounded in Osiris.
- : The Free Owl ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : The Free Owl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
- : The Free Owl's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The Free Owl's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The Free Owl was refounded in Osiris.