The Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Quintus Lucius Atticus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.734 billion Kipperians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bel-Gium. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Floor Kippersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,829 trillion Dollarpounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,273 Dollarpounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, and tabloids coo over Quintus Lucius Atticus's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floor Kippers's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Whovism.

The Floor Kippers is ranked 6,577^th in the world and 4^th in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,947.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.