Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,575thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,750thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,770th
The Glorious and United Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Kindness and Might
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Floor Kippers

Population16.766 billion

CapitalBel-Gium
LeaderQuintus Lucius Atticus
FaithWhovism

CurrencyDollarpound
AnimalDragon

The Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Quintus Lucius Atticus with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.766 billion Kipperians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bel-Gium. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Floor Kippersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Dollarpounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,220 Dollarpounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floor Kippers's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Whovism.

The Floor Kippers is ranked 6,691st in the world and 4th in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,966.55 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,575thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,750thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,770thNicest Citizens: 2,850thMost Pacifist: 2,990thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,503rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,435thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,560thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,923rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,344thMost Developed: 5,378thMost Cultured: 5,626thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,987thSafest: 6,444thHighest Food Quality: 6,591stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,691stLowest Crime Rates: 6,715thBest Weather: 6,745thSmartest Citizens: 7,693rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,013thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,383rdHighest Economic Output: 9,608thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,160thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,593rdMost Secular: 10,610thMost Inclusive: 12,089thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,392ndLargest Governments: 12,784thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,008thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,867thLargest Populations: 16,598thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,903rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,599thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,331stMost Efficient Economies: 22,361stHighest Average Incomes: 26,967th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Floor Kippers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : The Floor Kippers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : The Floor Kippers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : The Floor Kippers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.

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