Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,607thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,622ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,624th
The Glorious and United Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Kindness and Might
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Floor Kippers

Population15.734 billion

CapitalBel-Gium
LeaderQuintus Lucius Atticus
FaithWhovism

CurrencyDollarpound
AnimalDragon

The Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Quintus Lucius Atticus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.734 billion Kipperians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bel-Gium. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Floor Kippersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,829 trillion Dollarpounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,273 Dollarpounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, and tabloids coo over Quintus Lucius Atticus's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floor Kippers's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Whovism.

The Floor Kippers is ranked 6,577th in the world and 4th in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,947.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,607thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,622ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,624thNicest Citizens: 2,919thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,960thMost Pacifist: 3,120thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,371stHealthiest Citizens: 3,511thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,510thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,597thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,777thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,378thMost Cultured: 5,486thMost Developed: 5,641stSafest: 6,212thHighest Food Quality: 6,565thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,577thBest Weather: 6,588thLowest Crime Rates: 7,004thSmartest Citizens: 8,021stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,064thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,850thHighest Economic Output: 10,035thMost Secular: 10,371stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,707thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,338thMost Inclusive: 11,850thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,380thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,834thLargest Governments: 13,078thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,965thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,957thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,303rdLargest Populations: 17,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,895thMost Efficient Economies: 22,548th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, tabloids coo over Quintus Lucius Atticus's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : The Floor Kippers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : The Floor Kippers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.
  • : The Floor Kippers was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Imperial Bureaucracy of Warhaven, infecting 12 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : The Floor Kippers's influence in Realm of Unrestricted Science rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
  • : Following new legislation in The Floor Kippers, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.

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