The Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Quintus Lucius Atticus with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.766 billion Kipperians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bel-Gium. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Floor Kippersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Dollarpounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,220 Dollarpounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Floor Kippers's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Whovism.

The Floor Kippers is ranked 6,691^st in the world and 4^th in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,966.55 pounds of wildlife per square mile.