Most Valuable International Artwork: 260thHighest Average Incomes: 345thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 354th
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The Flapping Spaghetti Monster

Population4.262 billion

LeaderThe Holy Risotto


The Dictatorship of The Flapping Spaghetti Monster is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Holy Risotto with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.262 billion Flapping Spaghetti Monsterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Macaroni. The average income tax rate is 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Flapping Spaghetti Monsterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,189 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 513,667 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air The Flapping Spaghetti Monster flights to avoid the pay lavatories, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, cars have been banned, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Flapping Spaghetti Monster's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Flapping Spaghetti Monster is ranked 1,136th in the world and 29th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 85,058.71 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 260thHighest Average Incomes: 345thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 354thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 472ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 526thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 656thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 721stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 746thLargest Insurance Industry: 766thMost Corrupt Governments: 790thMost Subsidized Industry: 861stLargest Information Technology Sector: 950thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,002ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,050thLargest Retail Industry: 1,117thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,136thLargest Mining Sector: 1,140thMost Efficient Economies: 1,198thLargest Black Market: 1,305thFattest Citizens: 1,334thMost Secular: 1,449thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,575thMost Patriotic: 1,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,665thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,718thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,835thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,921stRudest Citizens: 2,006thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,043rdLargest Governments: 2,054thSmartest Citizens: 2,320thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,379thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,067thLowest Crime Rates: 3,358thMost Influential: 3,874thMost Cultured: 4,004thMost Avoided: 4,424thNudest: 4,853rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,456thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,006thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,244thHighest Economic Output: 8,595thMost Armed: 10,004thMost Inclusive: 11,562ndTop
Most Developed: 19,094th
Highest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51st in the regionMost Patriotic: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionFattest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 58th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 85th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 123rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 135th in the regionNudest: 138th in the regionMost Avoided: 138th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 184th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 185th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 234th in the regionMost Armed: 239th in the regionMost Inclusive: 258th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 381st in the region

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