Most Influential: 1,034thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,088thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,359th
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The Federation of Spokane

Population7.65 billion

CapitalMedical Lake
LeaderKing Harrison Harold Charles Grant II

AnimalRainbow Trout

The Sassy State of The Federation of Spokane is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Harrison Harold Charles Grant II with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 7.65 billion Spokanites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medical Lake. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Federation of Spokanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion Spokeos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,572 Spokeos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federation of Spokane's national animal is the Rainbow Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarism.

The Federation of Spokane is ranked 11,164th in the world and 24th in Lands End for Smartest Citizens, with 87.38 quips per hour.

Most Influential: 1,034thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,088thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,359thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,115thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,668thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,683rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,776thHealthiest Citizens: 5,073rdHighest Food Quality: 5,442ndMost Cultured: 5,524thBest Weather: 5,786thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,864thMost Inclusive: 6,231stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,597thNicest Citizens: 6,641stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,678thMost Pacifist: 6,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,100thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,221stMost Developed: 7,432ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,561stLargest Governments: 7,638thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,957thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,177thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,363rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,258thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,410thSmartest Citizens: 11,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,629thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,782ndSafest: 13,300thMost Efficient Economies: 13,439thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,506thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,868thHighest Average Incomes: 16,944thMost Stationary: 17,004thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,418thHighest Economic Output: 18,976thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,425thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,719thMost Income Equality: 24,146th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the region

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